Salutations, fellow denizens of the digital domain. You can call me KP, and this is my bar. If you haven't been here before, take a look around. There's really not much to see. That's because this is a blog, not the fucking Smithsonian. You want links? Apps? Games? That goddamned Foursquare QR code? Go back to iMasheep. Better yet, go fuck yourself. You notice I don't have the ubiquitous icons for Facebook and Twitter in my sidebar? There's a reason for that. And, before you say it, I'm aware of the irony of using a blog to rant about the excesses of frivolous technology. I'm just that avant garde. But you'll find more than just tirades about Tweeting here -- in fact, if you scroll down, you'll discover I think a lot of stuff is stupid. Don't agree with me? Think I'm an insensitive, arrogant, out-of-touch prick? You may be right. But I have a blog. And this is my bar.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Sightseeing

Another fun part of house-hunting is the random sights you encounter wandering around the city in search of an abode.  Luckily for you, I am just technologically-savvy enough to wield a camera-phone and share the images with the world.


Who says social welfare doesn't work?  Now I'm generally not the type to make stereotypes (*insert laugh track*), but I'll give you three guesses what kind of neighborhood I was in when I saw this.  Hint: I won't be living there.


Drunken, one-eyed octopus wants to fight.  Really, there's nothing else to say about this.  That's just what I think when I see it.


I can only assume they are free.  This has to be the most shameless promotion ever to sell cemetery lots.  What, like you've never made fun of the deceased.  And this guy isn't even Michael Jackson.


Very accurate depiction, since the cat has no tail.  Also, it has no body.  Apparently, these people lost the Cheshire Cat, which is understandable, since he is wily, prone to vanishment, and a fictional creature.


Ok, so I didn't actually see this one while house-hunting, I just happened to stop in a Best Buy.  But, really does anything better sum up the pretentious uselessness of Mac?  It's a huge black barrier (reminiscent of the 2001: A Space Odyssey monolith, no less) with two light-up logos and a screen.  That's it.  How . . . practical.

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