Salutations, fellow denizens of the digital domain. You can call me KP, and this is my bar. If you haven't been here before, take a look around. There's really not much to see. That's because this is a blog, not the fucking Smithsonian. You want links? Apps? Games? That goddamned Foursquare QR code? Go back to iMasheep. Better yet, go fuck yourself. You notice I don't have the ubiquitous icons for Facebook and Twitter in my sidebar? There's a reason for that. And, before you say it, I'm aware of the irony of using a blog to rant about the excesses of frivolous technology. I'm just that avant garde. But you'll find more than just tirades about Tweeting here -- in fact, if you scroll down, you'll discover I think a lot of stuff is stupid. Don't agree with me? Think I'm an insensitive, arrogant, out-of-touch prick? You may be right. But I have a blog. And this is my bar.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Random Thoughts

I refuse to believe Shaq is capable of texting.

Why didn't Anderson Cooper just reveal his wings and fly away from the unruly protesters?

Toe-socks are weird.

What is the purpose of insulated, wintertime Crocs?

Simple reckless, stupid driving is responsible for far more accidents than drunk driving, yet is not punished nearly as severely in most cases.

Snakes as pets: just moving decor.

Chris Cornell should not cover Michael Jackson, ever, yet he has.

It would be worth the loss of all the good things from the 80s to get rid of all the bad stuff from the 80s.  Let's excise that decade from history.

Nirvana is overrated.

So are the Beatles.  Yes, I said it.
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