Actual quotes from actual customers this week:
"Is your ice tea ice tea-y? You know how some ice teas really taste like tea?"
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"These fries taste like potatoes."
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. . . and one from a coworker consoling me when I got an undesirable table of people:
"Dude, getting that kind of table is like having a family member die, one you like."
Salutations, fellow denizens of the digital domain. You can call me KP, and this is my bar. If you haven't been here before, take a look around. There's really not much to see. That's because this is a blog, not the fucking Smithsonian. You want links? Apps? Games? That goddamned Foursquare QR code? Go back to iMasheep. Better yet, go fuck yourself. You notice I don't have the ubiquitous icons for Facebook and Twitter in my sidebar? There's a reason for that. And, before you say it, I'm aware of the irony of using a blog to rant about the excesses of frivolous technology. I'm just that avant garde. But you'll find more than just tirades about Tweeting here -- in fact, if you scroll down, you'll discover I think a lot of stuff is stupid. Don't agree with me? Think I'm an insensitive, arrogant, out-of-touch prick? You may be right. But I have a blog. And this is my bar.
tea-y!? I'm sure you love the human race more and more as each day passes.
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