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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Notable Quotables

Actual quotes from actual customers this week:

"Is your ice tea ice tea-y?  You know how some ice teas really taste like tea?"

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"These fries taste like potatoes."

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. . . and one from a coworker consoling me when I got an undesirable table of people:

"Dude, getting that kind of table is like having a family member die, one you like."
Posted by at 2:31 PM

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    tea-y!? I'm sure you love the human race more and more as each day passes.

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