Salutations, fellow denizens of the digital domain. You can call me KP, and this is my bar. If you haven't been here before, take a look around. There's really not much to see. That's because this is a blog, not the fucking Smithsonian. You want links? Apps? Games? That goddamned Foursquare QR code? Go back to iMasheep. Better yet, go fuck yourself. You notice I don't have the ubiquitous icons for Facebook and Twitter in my sidebar? There's a reason for that. And, before you say it, I'm aware of the irony of using a blog to rant about the excesses of frivolous technology. I'm just that avant garde. But you'll find more than just tirades about Tweeting here -- in fact, if you scroll down, you'll discover I think a lot of stuff is stupid. Don't agree with me? Think I'm an insensitive, arrogant, out-of-touch prick? You may be right. But I have a blog. And this is my bar.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A snack to tide you over

While I am working on a few full-fledged articles, here's a nice collection of the most random crap I have found on the Internet and in real-life lately.  Enjoy!

So, it's open to hobos, as long as they fill out Victorian-era paperwork?

"Online dating is stupid."  (Actual caption on this sidebar ad.)

Is it wrong the first thing I thought was Hey, that's not authentic Roman garb?

Online educational grants seem to be mostly targeted toward the bearded demographic.  Also, apparently, ageless Santa Claus-types.

And superpowered Condoleeza Rices with head-police-lights.  (Sorry, just had to use this again).  Seriously, who are they targeting?

Coming soon . . . Angry Birds: The Novelization?  (I kind of want to cry).
Then again, this was once considered legit.

The Hoff.  A colossal cartoon snake.  Only one will emerge with a career.  (Smart money is on the snake).
Pray for a shanking.

Now, don't you feel dirty?
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